You did have a monstrous great voice, I must grant you that.

You were never seen at table or hall, though sometimes at night we could hear a baby howling down in the depths of the Rock. 'We might never have seen you at all but for your sweet sister. We were in Oldtown at your birth, and all the city talked of was the monster that had been born to the King's Hand, and what such an omen might foretell for the realm.'īrorm gave out with a chuckle, but Oberyn only smiled. 'Enormity,' the black-haired prince replied. 'We have never shared a beautiful blonde woman, however, and Ellaria is curious. We share too much.' Prince Oberyn shrugged. Your teeth were so long you could not close your mouth, and between your legs were a girl's privates as well as a boy's.' Your head was monstrous huge, we heard, half again the size of your body, and you had been born with thick black hair and a beard besides, an evil eye, and lion's claws. 'And well you might, since you were said to have one, a stiff curly tail like a swine's. Even so, I begin to see the nature of your complaint.' 'Life would be much simpler if men could fuck themselves, don't you agree? And I can think of a few times when claws and teeth might have proved useful. Pray tell me, when will the iustice be served?' He claimed that you had put a tax on women's privy purses.'

'While we are speaking of amusement, I heard a curious tale from Lord Buckler's steward. A cow doesn't need a tongue, only udders.'' Be quiet or I'll have my father cut your tongue out. 'He's mine/ she said, 'and you're just a milk cow, you can't tell me what to do. Your wet nurse tried to send us off, but your sister was having none of that. The day before we were to sail, whilst my mother and your father were closeted together, she and Jaime took us down to your nursery. 'I try, but he refuses to learn.' Tyrion gave a sigh.

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